My new favorite thing in life are the doors that you don’t have to hold for people.  WHY has this invention not made it to anywhere I ever lived until now?!?

I hate those awkward moments when you have to stop, hold the door, pretend you like doing it, and then make eye contact!  Is there anything worse???

Of course, the ultimate is when you go to the Cracker Barrel and hold it for one nice lady and then realize that she brought her parents, all 7 of her children, their children, and all of their current and ex spouses… by the time you make it in the door, a two-star server will have already laid down the cornbread.

Here’s the fun video (all scenarios are dramatizations)…

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