adamsRibs » marshmallows http://adamsribs.us things that make me smile... Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:44:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 I finally became the most popular kid in school http://adamsribs.us/2009/10/i-finally-became-the-most-popular-kid-in-school/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://adamsribs.us/2009/10/i-finally-became-the-most-popular-kid-in-school/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:01:26 +0000 adam http://adamsribs.us/?p=512
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    For my entire life, I’ve longed to be the most popular kid in school.  It’s a position I have coveted since age 3.

    At first I took the academic track to popularity.  Unfortunately, around the age of 18 I realized that making good grades does not make one popular.

    But today, I made it!

    Cousin Emily mailed me a care package with marshmallows and Rice Krispies…  Evidently all you need is a 16 oz bag of marshmallows and crowds will automatically form while you hold court.

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